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beyond-a-name:

schakira:

diurnalstance:

schakira:

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

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wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

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I’m so happy for these people it’s unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it’s not helpful to shut them down just because they’re not mainstream or not for everybody.

Okay, so while I wasn’t planning to just outright hate on anyone’s kink, I feel like this one is legitimately comedic (the honking got a giggle out of me), I didn’t expect to find this heartwarming?

I hope they enjoy making sweet clown bone to each other for years to come.

(via seananmcguire)

Filed under i mean okay but also funny and also sweet

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cheeseat3am asked:

neil, is there any particular reason why most angels' names end with -ael or -iel? with the exceptions of metatron, sandalphon, and aziraphale of course.

neil-gaiman:

Angelic names tend to discuss the relationship of the angel to god, or be a description of an aspect of god. The “El” at the end of angelic names means “God” (or more precisely “god” because it can refer to lots of different gods).

Iirc Michael means “who is like God”, Gabriel means “my strength comes from God”, Uriel means “light of God”, Saraqael means “beloved by God” and Muriel means “smells like God”.

I want to hear that last one as a Nirvana cover