December 2010
32 posts
a softer world: 623 →
drink your juice.: So I'm only gonna say this... →
on my mind a bit since everyone’s been talking about it. And I get it, it’s almost Christmas time and all of those “best of 09” and “best of the decade” lists are coming out and you’re most likely looking at yourself and saying “Hey, this is not ideal. There are some things I wish were different,”…
Old, but valid.
Historic Defense Tower Transformed Into Modern... →
Want.
You know what’s fun? Driving shenanigans! Except if you end up spinning slowly like a drunken ballerina hippo into the oncoming lane and hoping that you’re remembering correctly that no cars are coming over the hill.
Home again, home again. Big sighs of relief.
Trolling the Girlfriend
iownimages:
Watchthedailywhat:
Local News of the Day: I see your lead pipe — and raise you a samurai sword.
From WTHI-TV:
According to the Terre Haute Police, a man was inside his home when he became upset that headlights from a car on the street were shining into his bedroom.
That’s when police say he got into a fight with the man in the car.
The man from the house eventually picked up a [lead pipe] and...
I am considering, in a very academic and non-committed (read: imaginary) fashion, getting a tattoo.
There are two things I think would be pretty badass. One is utterly impractical, expensive, painful, and I probably can’t talk anyone into doing it for me (it’s a portion of “Veni Sanctus Spiritus” I like).
The other is a “Legion” tattoo, which would basically...
Walmart thoughts for the evening.
Here in my hometown, we don’t have your fancy discotheques and coffee bars with the poofy chairs. We have the Wal-Mart, which we got in the year of our Lord 2007, roughly. It is the beginning and the end of culture.
Now, it’s a bit icy tonight, and I decided since I don’t have work, I’m going to be irresponsible and stay up late. Being as I was out of detergent and...
Footage of Gogol Bordello’s live shows is on Netflix. Guess what I’m doing now?
Netflix
is a wonderful idea. But that shit does not run right on my computer.
Elder Scrolls V →
I’m pretty excited. And by pretty excited, I may have already peed a little.
I mean, you’re basically going to be in the land of Elder Scrolls vikings. And there are dragons.
Hell. Yes.
World of Change: Global Temperatures : Feature... →
Those darn scientists! With their computers, and their math, and their damned logic! They just hate our freedom!
Our kids’ freedom to visit Miami by submarine.
Stonehenge Built With Balls? →
It’s pretty cool. You should read it, even though they tried to title it so it’d be funny.
Silly editors
Fox News Calls For Assassination Of Julian Assange... →
First, off, this is horrifying. Second, this is really godawful and humiliating. Third, if my government is willing to kill some jerk from Australia to save face, I’d rather not have a government like that.
Additionally, I find it odd that suddenly, revealing the identities of people in sensitive situations or undercover is bad, when Karl Rove’s fat, evil ass is making millions on...
Dan Auerbach
The man has a voice that I think every human male wishes he could emulate. Up there with James Earl Jones, Howlin’ Wolf, and Christopher Walken.
Just had a phone conversation under a minute long with that girl I post on here about. Forty-six seconds from “ring-ring” to “Goodnight.” And I’m totally satisfied with everything about my evening now.
Christ Jesus, but we get sappy sometimes.
Clarke's three laws - Wikipedia, the free... →
Any sufficiently followed blog is indistinguishable from news.
The party of the rich, by the rich, for the rich |... →
Sahara desert project aims to power half the world... →
I like the idea of kicking desertification in the teeth to save the planet. Oh, global warming caused by greenhouse gases is making the Sahara enormous? Well, we’ll turn it into solar panels. Booya. Problem solved.
Total Pro Sports - Gary Lineker Admits To Soiling... →
Dignity. Though I never want to hear about how, oh, Cal Ripken played 18903273 games in a row. Did Cal Ripken ever refuse to stop playing long enough to take a number two? Stop just long enough to scoop his pants clean and run on?
That, boys and girls, is commitment.
NASA announcement: Arsenic-based life form... →
ZOMGB! ALIENS MADE OUT OF POISON!
The Tea Party...
is what happens when you let old people use the internet.
That is all.